shredder

only the coolest people in the world....the people who fuck cows and the occasional sheep, while using fly vocabulay like "nice" and "sweet" and pulling amazing ollies

woah, you fucked chris obrian....you are such a shredder

by XtremeShredds April 10, 2005

Shredded

An expression used to convay feelings of depression, grogginess, and/or hung over.

Man, i feel totally shredded

by Penstripe February 7, 2004

shredded beef

1. adj. A state of being in which one does not feel as one should, as in being deliriously tired or completely and totally drunk beyond reasonable recovery.

2. n. Way of preparing or serving beef in shaved strips. Similar to ground beef.

1. Dan: How many Prairie Fires did you drink, man?

Jon: I had like six and now I'm completely shredded beef. I don't know what's going on.

2. Customer: I'd like two beef tacos.

Geoff: Would you like those with ground beef or shredded beef?

by C.O.K. Squad June 26, 2005

shredded

Can be used in place of many words ... but mainly describes someone who is way too drunk.

Did you see Eddie last night at the party? Man he was shredded!

by Blasman February 11, 2006

shed

The coolest spot among teenagers and middleaged men to go wack it or pull the pork

Gage:hey man you wanna go wack it my grandmas shed

Jose:sure dawg as long as we don't get caught jerkin our gerkin again

by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013

Tool Shed

The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.

That relationship has turned into a real tool shed.

by benkerley. October 12, 2007

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005