Shotgun Hi-jack

When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.
Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.
by jhirbour June 02, 2011
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Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.
Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!
by mplougj November 24, 2023
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Hibana Shotgun

The act of putting an apple slicer into your anus and shitting violently.
I did a Hibana Shotgun with my girl last night!
by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 27, 2023
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wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
by Jewish madam July 05, 2018
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Shotgun enema

Where you shove a loaded shotgun up someone’s ass and pull the trigger.
Guy: Dude, did you hear Jeff got a shotgun enema?
Guy2: Damn…I kinda liked that guy
by CS2GoldNova3 March 15, 2024
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Self-Shotgun

When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.
I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.
by TakoTulpa March 31, 2023
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The Shotgun

A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.

It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.
Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"
by professional shoota man May 12, 2024
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