Man Shaft

this one's simple: a man shaft is a penis. a cock. a dick. a ... man-shaft

His man shaft was so far up in her, her eyes bulged out.

by lynneh January 4, 2004

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

Shafty

Someone who is particularly of canadian descent and is a dick to people.

Ex.1

Frankie: Shut up shafty

Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!

Frankie: Go away shafty

Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis

Ex.2

Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada

Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.

by shaftysimmonds September 18, 2010

Shifty Yemenite

a jew that descends from yemen but settles in great neck ny (see sneaky yemenite) who also takes up FIFA 10 for PS3. Shifty yemenites usually win by shady moves and bullshit calls by Jew referees.

Tony: Should I play Roi in Fifa 10 tonight?

Jesse: No way. He is a Shifty Yemenite and will likely beat you with Van Persie.

by rootzoo December 28, 2010

shit shifter

A homosexual who engages in shifting shit (anal sex). Same meaning as shit shoveler and poo poker.

"man i'm feeling so homosexual tonight... i'm gonna go shift some shit!"

"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"

by L. Beck December 16, 2008

just the shaft

the opposite of just the tip. this is what you say when your girlfriend/wife/one-night stand thinks that "just the tip" is unclassy, rude, or chauvinist. If she declines your offer of "just the tip" with a disapproving scowl, you then proceed to ask her, "how about just the shaft?" In order to carry out just the shaft, you must pull a u-turn.

I told dat bitch I would do just the tip - and she said "hell no, you pig!" So, I said alright baby, how about I pull a u-turn and we do just the shaft?

by Speczial K February 9, 2012

Shifting Script

In related to Desired Reality shifting- An outline of your DR. This includes your name, appearance, relationships, location, and much more. You can script anything however you want. A script is very crucial and beneficial when attempting to shift realities.

ME: hey, I was scripting about Hogwarts last night and I got a little stuck, I feel like I don't have enough.
FRIEND: Here is a list of some ideas to add to your shifting script!

by NittyNoo November 10, 2020