September 9

A day where yall punk ass bitches stop and stfu on about everyday being a national holiday

September 9 - hey no bullshit holidays guys just a normal day in the life

by O'T-O tha 0ne September 5, 2022

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25th September

If you were born on this day you are an absolute star. you are smart funny and kind. In your friend group you would be the mum friend always caring about someone and you carry painkillers wherever you may go so your friends will be ok if they need them. You arent very dirty minded but you know how to have a joke sometime.

OMG you where born on 25th september your the mum friend then

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

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September 3

This is national short person giver tall person slap day!

They short friend slaps the tall friend on September 3

by Udumbo September 1, 2021

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September 2

Grab ass day today is national grab ass day

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2

by Fefytfreth September 2, 2021

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september 29

september 29th is the day when u talk to ur crush.

you: hey. its september 29
crush: damn.

by Itsyogirlmommom69inthehood September 28, 2021

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September 20th

A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.

Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"

by Weeb_Boi 69 October 19, 2019

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