September 9

A day where yall punk ass bitches stop and stfu on about everyday being a national holiday

September 9 - hey no bullshit holidays guys just a normal day in the life

by O'T-O tha 0ne September 5, 2022

September 18th

Everything will fall into place and your life will be happy

I can’t wait for September 18th!

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021

September 21

FaceTime your girlfriend day and tell her how much you love her

Gf- do you know what today is
Bf- no why
Gf- it’s September 21

Bf- ft me rn

by ✨😊✨ September 20, 2021

September 25

Make out with your crush in the school bathroom day

Y/n: yo wanna go to the school bathroom?
Y/n: ye but why
Y/n: oh yk.. today is September 25th

Y/n:oh… alright

by Your_weird September 20, 2021

September 26

Today is fruity day! Be fruity to all of your friends, and bf/gf!

Williams: Hey! Don't you remember? It's September 26! Chad: oh yeah. What up baby mama.

by nonononolol September 26, 2021

september 29

september 29th is the day when u talk to ur crush.

you: hey. its september 29
crush: damn.

by Itsyogirlmommom69inthehood September 28, 2021

September 3

This is national short person giver tall person slap day!

They short friend slaps the tall friend on September 3

by Udumbo September 1, 2021