satan's cocktail

The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.

I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.

by Satans Daffodil June 17, 2015

Satan's Cumbucket

When someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive shits into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the hell they are doing. The toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.

Colin: "Yo, who the fuck left satan's cumbucket in the bathroom? How in the hell are we gonna fix that?"

Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"

by XxHanSoloxX September 19, 2016

Satan

Satan is a king of demons he believes the bad peoples should be punished and tortured is the enemy of God and he lives is the enemy of God and he lives in hell....he runs hell

Satan will have your soul if you shoot him and become a hardcore criminal

by Diepepe October 29, 2016

Satan Sludge

The combination of semen and faeces, generally achieved in the aftermath of acts of anal-related intercourse.

ADDENDUM: When you cum in someone's ass and your dick is covered in cum and shit.

After having removed his phallus from Jim's rectum, Tod realized he had been left covered in Satan Sludge

by thatguy353 October 30, 2015

Satan's Sword

A boner

Stop poking me with Satan's Sword

by Jumanji April 1, 2016

Satan

Robert Lee Jones.

You are Satan

by Chiluvsya November 15, 2019

Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 4, 2019