Russian Opium Cartel

the greatest band of all time led by the sexiest man alive Alex Jones. every song they make,makes men cum instantly and tears shed from their eyes

Tim:Have you heard Russian Opium Cartel's new song?
Daniel:No i havent
Tim: well when you do it will make u nut

by RussianOpiumCartelFanboy January 27, 2019

Russian Hacking

A person who sucks at being sneaky and constantly cheats in every single competition.

Micheal: Dude, why are you running when we didn't start the timer yet. That's cheating!
Josh: I'm not cheating!
Jake: You're right, he's a russian hacking

by JokeJar June 8, 2019

Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.

Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

Russian Smokeout

The act of getting high (specifically marijuana) in your bathroom at home. This is done in order to use the fan to blow the smoke outdoors, thus avoiding stinking up your home.

“We can’t smoke in here, my landlord will smell it.”

“No worries, time for a Russian Smokeout!”

by ryotTHEErhino December 27, 2019

Russian Heavyweight

A large Russian prostitute known for her large hips and gut

“Man, that Russian Heavyweight did wonders.”

by Funpositions69 March 27, 2020

Russian Anthem

Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

*WE* Love Russian Anthem

by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020

RussianWAlex

An awesome dude who is active on Reddit, Discord, and other platforms. He is learning English with the help of these communities (Of the aforementioned platforms)

Person 1: Hey dude, have you checked out RussianWAlex on Reddit?

Person 2: Yeah, I like sending him tongue twisters
Person 1: Dude you're being a Logan Paul
Person 2: No, it improves his pronunciation, so it's good for his learning,
Person 1: Oh. I guess I was the Logan Paul then...

by GenericDragonName October 18, 2020