Endings of stories that aren't happy. Usually used in reference to cinema. In contrast American films are notorious for their happy endings.
Friend 1: I heard you saw that movie Weekend. What did you think?
Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.
Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.
Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.
Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.
by SirMrJim February 06, 2012
A hand job hand job
by Mount. St. Smooth November 10, 2004
Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.
by phreak December 24, 2003
by Mr Dumas June 13, 2017
When you are receiving a blowjob, the moment before ejactulation, you holler "Russian apple!" And the blowjob giver pulls away and punches the receiver directly in the balls. -Eie Newton
by Eie Newton March 11, 2014
(noun) A game in which the user kills himself after being immediately nexted by six attractive women in a row.
Often played within a group, where the first player to achieve the feat must pick up the communal gun and blow his brains out.
Etymology: While the exact origin is unknown, its presence is attributed to the ubiquitousness of ugliness, self-loathing, high-speed internet connections, and Deerhunter on DVD.
Often played within a group, where the first player to achieve the feat must pick up the communal gun and blow his brains out.
Etymology: While the exact origin is unknown, its presence is attributed to the ubiquitousness of ugliness, self-loathing, high-speed internet connections, and Deerhunter on DVD.
<Enter 22-year old Norwegian girl with short ruddy-blonde hair, piercing eyes, and mysterious smile>
User: whoa....hi.
<girl's eyes linger for but a moment before her screen immediately cuts to black>
User: Fuck my life.
<User picks up his trademarked Russian Chatroulette revolver and puts a stop to the neverending dejection>
User: whoa....hi.
<girl's eyes linger for but a moment before her screen immediately cuts to black>
User: Fuck my life.
<User picks up his trademarked Russian Chatroulette revolver and puts a stop to the neverending dejection>
by Dirty Monk March 05, 2010
Man - "This is gonna be a big one"
PFFFFFFFT
Man - "Cop a load of this"
Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)
Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"
PFFFFFFFT
Man - "Cop a load of this"
Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)
Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"
by tanyafox88 April 20, 2008