Endings of stories that aren't happy. Usually used in reference to cinema. In contrast American films are notorious for their happy endings.
Friend 1: I heard you saw that movie Weekend. What did you think?
Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.
Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.
Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.
Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.
by SirMrJim March 13, 2012
Get the Russian Endingmug. by Mount. St. Smooth November 10, 2004
Get the Russian Massagemug. Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.
by phreak December 23, 2003
Get the russian toastmug. by Mr Dumas June 13, 2017
Get the Russian bearmug. When you are receiving a blowjob, the moment before ejactulation, you holler "Russian apple!" And the blowjob giver pulls away and punches the receiver directly in the balls. -Eie Newton
by Eie Newton April 16, 2014
Get the russian applemug. (noun) A game in which the user kills himself after being immediately nexted by six attractive women in a row.
Often played within a group, where the first player to achieve the feat must pick up the communal gun and blow his brains out.
Etymology: While the exact origin is unknown, its presence is attributed to the ubiquitousness of ugliness, self-loathing, high-speed internet connections, and Deerhunter on DVD.
Often played within a group, where the first player to achieve the feat must pick up the communal gun and blow his brains out.
Etymology: While the exact origin is unknown, its presence is attributed to the ubiquitousness of ugliness, self-loathing, high-speed internet connections, and Deerhunter on DVD.
<Enter 22-year old Norwegian girl with short ruddy-blonde hair, piercing eyes, and mysterious smile>
User: whoa....hi.
<girl's eyes linger for but a moment before her screen immediately cuts to black>
User: Fuck my life.
<User picks up his trademarked Russian Chatroulette revolver and puts a stop to the neverending dejection>
User: whoa....hi.
<girl's eyes linger for but a moment before her screen immediately cuts to black>
User: Fuck my life.
<User picks up his trademarked Russian Chatroulette revolver and puts a stop to the neverending dejection>
by Dirty Monk March 5, 2010
Get the Russian Chatroulettemug. Man - "This is gonna be a big one"
PFFFFFFFT
Man - "Cop a load of this"
Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)
Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"
PFFFFFFFT
Man - "Cop a load of this"
Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)
Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"
by tanyafox88 April 20, 2008
Get the russian ovenmug.