measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone

Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??

by What u doin October 14, 2018

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Rod Wiles

A dumpy racist turd that eats more red meat than a grizzly and hibernates on the toilet.

Jimmy, listen to that fat racist slob over there. Yeah, I saw him shit a tree stump. Wow he is a real Rod Wiles.

by Cheese dunker August 18, 2020

Rod

Rod is the arch enemy too gronendomen and often attack them beacause they are jealous. they dont have a god and are non belivers. they dont have a main village and live all over the place in small towers.

oh no its the rod are attacking!

by L.bä November 11, 2020

Dripping Rod

When a man ejaculates inside the anal cavity and it drips out onto that poontang

The chode master left her dripping rod after her leg workout late at night.

by themasteroftherod April 18, 2024