Rob

Rob. What to say. He's a wonderful, kind hearted old soul who would give anyone anything just to make them happy. He's a hopeless romantic. Rob has experienced more things than any man could possibly hope for. He has made mistakes along the way and is now suffering for them. But he still wakes up every day with a smile on his face and a plan in his books. This man deserves love, compassion and understanding. If you have a Rob in your life, God has blessed you. Never lose him. He's the husband you've been dreaming of and praying for. He's worth it.

Date a Rob.

by Robere720 November 24, 2021

Rob

Rob is an insanely attractive man who happens to be the fittest guy ever. He is very sporty and has a very good body. Aside from his body, he is charming, sweet, gentle and an amazing guy in every way. Girls love him but he still manages to be self-concious about himself.

Girl 1: did u see him?
Girl 2: see who?
Girl 1 :....Rob😍

by Rob's gf June 5, 2020

Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.

My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.

by SuicideNote July 21, 2019

Tag Rob

A blond dude who spends a lot of time at the gym. He falls asleep in class but somehow manages to get an A.

“Hey bestie did you see the text in the group chat?”
“Ya it was Tag Rob”
“No surprise there”

by P. Erf Ecked December 3, 2022

rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)

Rob likes Covid ballz deep.

by SikentG October 10, 2020

Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

Rob

friends with bob

Bob: wanna play sum cod3?

Rob: ight im down

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021