Jessica's rice

A dish consisting of rice and butter. The type of rice and/or butter does not matter. However the word can be used as a verb when used in the context of a destitute meal partacked to when no other was available.

That ramen last week was Jessica's rice.

by Mr. Burrito Pants February 20, 2022

Rice Valve

A part on a car, whether good or bad, that chances performance or sound from factory standards. Also any part in need of repair or replacement that makes the car sound bad or look stupid. Examples include a squeaking engine belt, aftermarket exhaust, super or turbo chargers, or any malfunctioning part of a car, like a noisy engine that is worn out.

Also, any time a Honda or other foreign car that somebody revs really hard or tries to floor it, making the car sound loud as hell. After hearing this one would comment on the Rice Valves in the car, even though they don't exist.

Abbreviated as Rvalves.

Dude, did you hear the exhaust on that car? Must have some monster Rice Valves in it!

I floored my car yesterday, I thought the Rive Valves were gonna explode!

Person 1: Man, my A/C belt is squeaking.
Person 2: Sounds like you need to get your Rice Valves replaced.

by Tiger Trainer November 13, 2009

evan rice

A prick an asshole who fucks hoes and gets money

Evan rice fucked both of my sisters and when I confronted him he shot me in the leg.

by Dmb April 18, 2017

Meat and rice

When meat produces a white sticky substance

Becky needs to go eat meat and rice.

by Meatandricer.net June 5, 2018

rice dipper

Non Asians (usually white males) who exclusively date or have sexual relations with Asian women.

Frank only dates Asian women, he's a serious "rice dipper".

by Penisrinkle March 26, 2016

Jollof rice

Jollof rice is a type of rice that is based mainly in the west of African mainly in Ghana and Nigeria the dish has been widespread across the continent and maybe even the world Ghanaian jollof is better than Nigerian jollof those who say it isn’t have less brain cells than a cabbage, and are part of the juju community of Nigeria.

Ghanaian jollof rice is better than juju jollof rice

by E2saucyy December 29, 2018

pat rice

Slowly tapping a girls vagina during casual conversation without her noticing.

I saw you pat rice that girl the other day. How did you get away with it?!

by sierraboys October 6, 2011