Carpool Republican

A republican woman who marries a democrat with multiple children and supports schools, low taxes and minimal government intervention. Lunches on Capitol Hill and sometimes consults. Has very wealthy in-laws and friends in the NE.

I am a carpool republican- I married a guy from Georgetown and my kids go St. Peter’s I enjoy lunch at Old Ebbit, Capitol Grill and sometimes my work is published in Politico and I make over 170k when I am working!

by CapitolHillNJ November 16, 2021

going all republican

That behavior of a person who uses the very slightest instance of pushback on their own delusional importance to mount a nuclear assault on reason based on lies and rumors of lies.

An example might be along the lines, "I asked Karen if she would please quit taking my yogurt from the break room fridge without first asking me and she was "going all Republican" on my ass!"

by Senior Chief Skeptic May 6, 2021

Republican Abuse

When republicans abuse people in the news and media.

We need to say hold Newsom accountable for his 'epic failure' in California so we can republican abuse him.

Let’s write 'Going to get worse': Ex-WH doctor warns pace of Biden's cognitive decline already putting US 'at great risk' so we can republican abuse him against Trump.

Let’s write Democrats' gruesome abortion vision is already a reality in some states so we can republican abuse democrats and females that use abortion services.

Idaho mother-son duo charged with kidnapping after transporting minor to Oregon for abortion is a good way to republican abuse the Idaho family so they can be targeted in their community.

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Republican Tourette's

When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.

Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."

Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"

by captainbone June 17, 2024

Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. It is highly prevalent within republican communities due to the lack of social distancing, refusal to wear masks, and disdain for fellow humans.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, I guess it was just a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020

Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.

Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?

by Spifficus October 17, 2022

MAGA Republican

A term mostly used by leftists/Democrats to describe basically any Republican they REALLY don't like.

ThIs MaGa RePuBlIcAn Is LiTeRaLlY hItLeR cUz He/sHe DoEsN't WaNnA bAn MuH aSsAuLt WeApOnS!!!!!!!!!!

by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 2, 2023