Reesoreos

The new Reeces and Oreo combination collaborative candy

You know it’s 2025 when you just got done eating two reesoreos and deboning your cigarette…

by The guy<3777 September 14, 2025

Reese

Reese isnt his first name its actually parker. He waistbands his shit because his dick is "too big". He uses his monster cock to call his crackers back home to preform a mating ritual.

Dang Reese are you waistbanding it again you faggot

by fredthezebraunicorn December 2, 2025

Reese

Reese Darnell is truly the embodiment of a good friend. She is the kindest, smartest, most loving individual I have ever met. She always knows exactly what to say and when. She shows you her undoubted loyalty every day, without fail. Her constant unconditional love means the world to anyone she has ever talked to. She will never leave you alone. She can be the most talkative hyper ball of energy, but at the same time she knows how to have the most deep, intellectual, meaningful conversations. I will never love anyone as much as I love my Reese Darnell.

pale long ass lengthy asshole who can't kick a ball: "bro fuck Reese Darnell."
Lisie: "You have never truly met or at least understood MY Reese Darnell then..."

by Agent.cow.lizmister December 13, 2025

Reese’s Cup

When you lather your shlong with peanut butter, fuck your homeboy in the ass and make him eat it after.

Call that shit the Reese’s cup.

Mmm Phil wanna try my reese’s cup?

by JimmyMac9 December 27, 2025

gross-rees

Things that you buy at 7-11 at '2 in the moring when you're too drunk make actual food.

Hey man I totally just bought some gross-rees at 7-11.

by BroskyMchammer July 2, 2012

sick reese

Person who acts dumb all the time or does something dumb

Did you see that freshman try to get at that senior what a sick Reese

by Mrsanchez2dope September 24, 2016

big reese

Big Reese is slang for Teresa. She's a straight up G, she knows how to hang, she's the home girl everyone knows from vanderghetto. She's got your back in your time of need, she might try to hitch a ride on it but she's got your back. She's honest, funny, sexy in her own unique way, runs around Like a crazy woman, breaks phones like no other! She's a dime piece.

What did big Reese get into this time?

by Max a million January 25, 2017