Premature Ejaculection

Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.

Trump had a premature ejaculection the moment the polls closed in Pennsylvania at 8pm.

by ZowieZ November 2, 2020

Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.

Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.

by cloudrf November 9, 2020

premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.

The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.

by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020

Premature reciprocation

Sending an additional email to someone after you already replied

"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."

by NotWright January 1, 2021

Pomade

Pomade= Popok mama dela

Person1: can i have pomade
Person2:ok here

by Yayan r February 27, 2021

Prematuresendtextulation

When you send a text with mistakes without proof reading or a voice to text without proof reading. Especially when it captures words not intended.

Sorry, I had a case of prematuresendtextulation!

by Moggyman34 March 3, 2021

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