Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006

promiscuous

the title of nelly furtado's song featuring timbaland

Promiscuous girl, wherever you are I'm all alone and it's you that I want
Promiscuous boy, you already know that I'm all yours
What you waitin for?
Promiscuous girl you're teasin me you know what I want and I got what you need
Promiscuous boy let's get to the point cause we on a roll, you ready?
Roses are red, some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead but ya still kinda cute.

by a.d.r.i.a.n.a!!!!!!! July 2, 2006

promovo

Short for promotional video – typically an advertisement-style video that isn't on TV because it runs too long.

"Dude, have you seen the promovo for the iPhone?"
"Yeah dude, that guy kicks ass in his black mock-turtleneck"

by lukerhn January 11, 2008

Promiphobe

One who is fearful or intolerant of promiscuous people. Is typically deluded into thinking humans are monogamous.

Idiot: You sleep with more than one person, you slut.
Normal person: Forget him, he's just a promiphobe.

by hevymetl November 14, 2009

promclamation

(noun) a proclamation for a prom date

Yo Billy when are you gonna declare your promclamation?

by dankbeans January 4, 2018

Promedy

The fun filled night when high school students blow off steam near graduation

When high school students gather in large numbers once a year there will be Promedy

by The Sweig December 2, 2018

Promisovic

A sacred bond that cannot be broken no matter the circumstances. It ensures the truth and only the truth.

Promisovic I’m telling the truth

by sJanCtoRs June 29, 2023