prison

school except it is a punishment.

"I hate going to prison. oh sorry, I meant school"

by school:sad December 12, 2023

Pres prisoner

When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening

I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead

by lilypad01 June 7, 2023

chinese prison

A method of discipline in which the accuser already knows about the infractions of the accused but does not disclose their knowledge. The accused has the opportunity to confess their infractions in hope of a lighter punishment.

Here's what's going to happen. It's going to be like Chinese prison: if you confess before I tell you what I know, you'll get off easier.

by kroshaghennessy June 9, 2023

Prison Pillow

The ass cheeks that Mike Lindell will get to snuggle with at GITMO before his execution.

Flynn backed his ass up, and offered his prison pillow to Mike for comfort.

by Ggtaa September 14, 2022

Prison Shank Club

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2

Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.

by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025

Prison pussy

Socks.

Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.

by X-cops September 27, 2023

Prison for Destiny

Hurray!

Hym "Prison for Destiny! Cage the imposter! And then REE-lon... Pays the royalties on the AI dissertation... And everybody is happy. Everyone who matters at least."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2025