Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 14, 2019

post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)

me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok

by s0l4rb00m November 22, 2021

ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders October 31, 2007

post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.

I decided to give her my number, post lick.

by AnonTupac April 19, 2014

post up

To stand up and get into line, like posts in a fence.

When the prison guard tells everyone to "post up" he means for the prisoners get into line to be counted.

by susiepostedup December 26, 2010

post partum

The urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. Usually experienced by men after age forty.

I need to take a post partum!

Here comes the post partum!

by big thumper February 16, 2011

post-racial

Commonly confused to mean "a society one generation removed from an era of prevalent racism", it is in fact a reference to the newly developed ability of racists to "post" their perennial screeds on the Internet through the use of blogs and message boards.

It is no surprise that since the election, nut jobs have come out of the wood work on to their computers to post-racial rants against Obama.

by OhcaptainMycaptain November 23, 2009