Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
Get the politically Chinese mug.1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Get the Political Suicide mug.NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.
by comradenazi September 23, 2020
Get the Politics mug.This term refers to the hierarchy of 'prettiness' within the Exotical Community. It involves people acting hostile and/or dishonest when they think or perceive another person to be 'prettier' or having more 'pretty privilege' or 'Exotical Privilege' than them;
Treatment or mistreatment of someone due to perceiving them as 'more pretty' or 'less pretty' than you;
This type of politics is common within the Exotical Community;
It is similar to 'Desirability Politics', but it strictly applies to Exoticals.
Treatment or mistreatment of someone due to perceiving them as 'more pretty' or 'less pretty' than you;
This type of politics is common within the Exotical Community;
It is similar to 'Desirability Politics', but it strictly applies to Exoticals.
"She is lucky to has looser curls; all I have is 'light skin'..."
She does not benefit from featurism...
She only benefits from colourism!
She is only pretty because she is dark-skinned with loose curls, silky hair and keen features!
He wished he was as handsome as his brother who has green eyes...
They are practising pretty politics in the workplace.
"This is all pretty politics if you ask me..."
She does not benefit from featurism...
She only benefits from colourism!
She is only pretty because she is dark-skinned with loose curls, silky hair and keen features!
He wished he was as handsome as his brother who has green eyes...
They are practising pretty politics in the workplace.
"This is all pretty politics if you ask me..."
by Aamich July 29, 2024
Get the Pretty Politics mug.A person who hears a political sound bite and tries to proffer a cogent argument with no other data to support his claim. Typically a Kool-Aid drinker, a poseur, trying to impress who inevitably falls flat on his ass.
"You called him a war monger, give me an example". "He likes war". "You are such a political skidmark!"
by RHS2014 March 14, 2014
Get the political skidmark mug.A lazy ragebait method when they have absolutely nothing meaningful to offer; just a loud, attention seeking attempt to stay relevant.
Andon: Hey man...my dog just died...I just need someone to comfort me rn.
Dongmin Shin: If you think about it this kinda links to politics ngl
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Dongmin Shin: If you think about it this kinda links to politics ngl
Andon: Sybaubictbyau
by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025
Get the This kinda links to politics mug.It was good running into you today. Perhaps we'll grab drinks and politic some next time we're both in town.
by sudaphenymn February 11, 2017
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