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Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.
After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.
by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018
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pirate's guilt

The feeling of wrongness one feels when accepting something from a vendor for free/ payment optional where the person would otherwise be perfectly fine taking it from a third party for nothing.
"Hey man I looked up that album you told me about on the bay and couldn't find it."

"Why not get it from their site? It won't cost you anything."

"It's, I dunno, the principal of the thing, y'know, it's..."

"Pirate's guilt?"

"Aye."
by Boabby the barman July 14, 2014
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puss pirate

1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.

2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.
by FOJB February 23, 2008
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Pirate’s Pass

New definition of a pick 6 and thrown interception named after the insane amount of interceptions thrown by Jameis Winston of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2019.
“And the ball is stolen by the other team! Intercepted for a Pirate’s Pass!”

“Because of how many times the Buccaneers gave the ball away in 2019, the NFL has renamed thrown interceptions and pick 6 to a Pirate’s Pass”
by Tampa Man January 6, 2021
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pirates salad

When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt
Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"
by Skinnyjay July 12, 2017
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Land Pirates

A term given to members of the travelling community in Ireland. This term is derived from the similarity between them and actual pirates, the main difference being that they are on land.
‘Scorp the bad Land Pirates robbing the fein!!’
by boo earns!! March 25, 2009
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butt pirate

aurrg matey! its time to clen the poop deck butt pirate !
by mudhafucka May 31, 2009
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