Definitions by PirateLord

Breastaurant 

A strip club that serves wings or other bar foods

If we hit the breastaurant before 9, wings are half price with a lap dance!

Breastaurant by PirateLord April 24, 2024

Gastaurant 

Gas stations that serve food. Does not include chain restaurants inside a gas station. Brands that only exist in gastaurants count as a gastaurant (Hunts' Brothers, Chesters, etc.). Common dishes are chicken tenders, pizza, hot dogs, nachos, hamburgers, sandwiches and sushi.

That gastaurant has some great chicken tenders!

I got food poisoning from that gastaurant!

Gastaurant by PirateLord April 24, 2024

Pirate Maker 

When a male is receiving hands free fellatio and he flexes his kegel muscles, causing his penis to flex into the eye of the fellatio performer.

The head was sloppy, so I hit her with the Pirate Maker.

Pirate Maker by PirateLord July 12, 2022