A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
by Hippyfox September 23, 2021
Get the Pillow piratemug. The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.
<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015
Get the Pirate-Eyedmug. by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014
Get the tit piratemug. A robot made by reman in 2019, people love him for some reason, friends with everyone in his discord chat except pain who wants to fuck him
by Pirate bobbb May 22, 2020
Get the pirate bobbbmug. Someone who reposts continually on facebook such that it fills your wall or dominates the posts on your wall.
I wish Alyssa would stop reposting all those stories on Facebook most of what's on my wall is from her, she is becoming a wall pirate.
by kudachip February 26, 2017
Get the Wall piratemug. A term given to members of the travelling community in Ireland. This term is derived from the similarity between them and actual pirates, the main difference being that they are on land.
by boo earns!! March 25, 2009
Get the Land Piratesmug. by mudhafucka May 31, 2009
Get the butt piratemug.