peopologist

One who studies people and their behavior

Two people are sitting talking in a mall:
Person one - What exactly is your job now?
Person two - A peopologist.
Person one - What is a peopologist?
Person two - A person who studies people.
Person one - Do you need a degree for that?
Person two - You should, or else you're like a stalker.

by Niki L June 13, 2007

peoples poonina

when you get the people as a whole to run train on someone's butthole.

ooo that nigga is gay, he asked for the peoples poonina.

by Rizzuto and man meat February 2, 2009

People Goo

noun (n.)
Any liquid, oil, or secretion that is created by the human body and has the ability to leave behind a stain or mark. More commonly thought of forms would be saliva, sweat, or blood (just to name a few). People Goo can easily be spotted on sleek surfaces such as glass, metal, or plastic, as well as lightly colored fabrics.

"You only borrowed my ipod for an hour, and it is terribly smudged with your People Goo."

by RitaIsItalianForICE January 4, 2009

Pompafawk

A hairstyle which is a cross between a pompadour and a fauxhawk. Tres chic!

Look at that dudes hair! What do you call that style? Its like a pompafawk.

by crazycalicatchick March 10, 2010

People on the bus

Freaks, weirdos, scary people, strangers

1. "I didn't like that party. Those people were all People on the Bus."

2. "Being there was awkward. There were too many People on the Bus."

by burythescenequeen September 9, 2011

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

People of Choice

A group of five friends who are unique as indivuals and when unified. People of Choice are your preferred and reliable source of friendship

I wish my People of Choice were here

by squadsunite April 21, 2017