Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

penguin

an incredibly derogatory term directed at they/she bi girls with mullets

That girl over there is a penguin; stay away from them or she will steal your girlfriend.

by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022

Golden Penguin

It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.

Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.

by AgentDerb January 7, 2022

Penguin in a blanket

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"

hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!

by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021

Penguin Fisters

A famous YouTube channel dedicated to making people laugh, it's a symbolization of Josh's daily habits and what the channel revolves around.

Guy 1: Yo' you heard of Penguin Fisters?
Guy 2: Get away from me dude...
Guy 1: Yo' dawg seriously, Penguin Fisters is the shit.

by Don Socrates January 27, 2013

Penguin

It is a word for a person who is lazy and incompetent. And even though they have potential to be better, they settle for mediocrity.

The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.

All he does is eat and play video games all day—he is such a penguin

by Idiosyncratic January 28, 2024

Glazed Penguin

Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.

"My girl was so horny I gave her a glazed penguin"

by Baylee348 August 15, 2016