executive parking

Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)

Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"

Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"

Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"

Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"

by egads March 26, 2008

Park it off

To “park it off” is London slang for hiding drugs or weapons, from the police.

Nuff times I've had the cops force me to park it off

by #Zone2_Kwengface December 23, 2020

forehead parking

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.

"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"

by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017

park and pee

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

by cclevenger March 27, 2009

Portuguese Parking

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.

"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"

by Kidasha July 11, 2012

Princess Park

Pulling through a spot to make it easier when leaving. Bonus points if the spot is close to the entrance of where you are.

I was at Walmart and was able to pull through my spot and Princess park.

by urbanasthetic May 3, 2022

Thomas Park

A neighbor hood in Muncie Indiana, also known as Thomas Park/ Avondale , is known by most local residence as shed town, alluding that historically most of the houses in the neighborhood were small and shack-like. The neighbor hood was home to the Muncie General Motors transmission plant until it closed in 2006 and was subsequently demolished leaving a roughly 60 acre fenced off concrete slab and can be used a symbol of the death of the manufacturing industry in Muncie and a symbol of urban decay and unemployment that has lead to the meth pandemic in Muncie and the rust belt in general.

Also, a public park in the Thomas Park/ Avondale Neighbor hood.

You: I live in Thomas Park
Friend: You live in the Park?
You : No, I live in the Thomas Park Neighborhood on 15th Street off of Port.
Friend: Oh you mean shed town.

by frommuncieyo95 October 16, 2016