Pakked

A term used by some people to describe being shagged by an Asian.

Hey - there's Shazza, I hear she got pakked on Saturday night behind the bus station.

by SlimRick September 27, 2008

Pakening Shet

Two words used when an annoying person comes or just an annoying event in particular. Sometimes just used as an expression.

*rizal arrives*

Friend 1: Pakening shet naman.

*Bad situation comes in*

Friend 1: Pakening shet akala ko naman ... (Pakening shet, I really thought) .

Friend 2: Luh muntanga (You look stupid)

*Friend 2 arrives*

Friend 1: PAKENING SHET NAMAN MIA.

by eggsoelle July 30, 2019

Paki

A liquor store owned by immigrants

I am going to the Paki

by iamanurbandictionaryuser March 12, 2020

The Pakistani Snowblower

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*

Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018

Paki Ladder

A "ladder" consisting of two or more people, usually pakis, standing on each other's shoulders. Can be used when one does not have access to a "real" ladder, or when one is simply too stingy to buy one.

JOHN: "How can i get my ball back? It's stuck in that tree and i don't have a ladder."

ABDUL: "Don't worry John, we'll just make a paki ladder!"

by fuckthepopo123 August 12, 2012

Paki

in spanish, a slang that refers to heterosexuals.

- estuve charlando con ella, creo que me gusta.(I'be been chatting with her, I think I *like* her)
- no te ilusiones que es paki.(don't get your hopes up, she's paki)

by Mark Cain November 5, 2020

AKKA PAKKA

the act of accidentally slipping your cock into a meat grinder and climaxing

That boi kinky as fuck he just AKKA PAKKA'd

by Drip Dogg May 17, 2021