poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.

You are such a poon jabber

by cjames April 28, 2006

prison poon

When you are in prison too long and get the urge to get some prison poonanny.

I'm a straight girl and have been in prison too long and I want all the prison poon!

by kacamp1 November 28, 2013

Yee Poon

1. A true legend who is chinese.

2. Slang for ''your vagina''

Dude 1: Hey, its Yee Poon over there!
Dude 2: Yeah man, havent seen her around in long time

Dude 1: Mannn, yee poon is amazzinggg

by GreatestEver. March 20, 2010

The Poon Lord

A self proclaimed master of "poon" who sees over all of the peasants with no such power. He is most likly flying in his poon plane to his hidden poon palace in another dimension.

Have you seen The Poon Lord, I don't know what dimension he is in right now.

by theoneoflife July 16, 2015

poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuude!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday, and left a snail trail on my leg.

by CaDog And Eriko April 08, 2004

anti-poon

a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block

You get laid last night?
Fuck no I went to the bar with anti-poon

by CRV December 31, 2007

poon cake

when having sex with your partner shove a piece of cake up the vagina ejaculate inside and then share the cake with one another

for janes birthday we made some poon cake.

by nizzle321 July 14, 2008