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Plantgasm

When a plant realses its pollen to then go impregnate other plants from afar without the distress of paying child support
Wow that perfume smells like a GREAT plantgasm.
by AsraLeGay August 9, 2020
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planter

Old lingo dating from the 19th century to describe owners of plantations and slaveholders of large estates worked by slaves as southerners and planters were too lazy and retarded to do any such work. During the civil war planers and their extended family were known to cuckhold/cuck southern confederate soldiers and then they would bear there bastards while confederate barbarians were fighting to end america, freedom, and civilization on their behalf.
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by TheS August 11, 2022
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Flag Planting

The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.

Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."

"Did you write your name on them?"

"That's the messed up part man, I did!"

"You better start flag planting."

"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."

"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"

"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010
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Pant Moustache

A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.
How was your swim?

It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.
by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011
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Suit-pant Souffle

A light and airy trouser infusion, in contrast to a Pants Casserole. Typically quickly baked and delicate in composition
Jimmy: that's quite a complex, delicate fragrance wafting over here Thomas.
Tom: that's my Suit-pant Souffle.
by jimbob pantpants April 6, 2009
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sweat-pant swagger

When someone is walking way too damn slow due to the fact that their pants are sagging, and thus causing them to walk too slow.
Person A:The asshole 10 feet in front of us is causing a jam in the hallway cos of his sweat-pant swagger!

Person B: Yeah, dude, I know!!
by HonorsTrack January 13, 2011
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Egg Plantz

Egg Plantz is a plural synonym for the common phrase "thick chick." An egg plant is a woman who is sexy in her chubbiness.

Egg Plantz is a song by Blaze Ya Dead Homie, off of his CD Clockwork Gray.
by HarleyQuinn91 October 27, 2009
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