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pinga

damn that motha fucka has a tiny ass pinga!!
by kwonenightstand July 16, 2008
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huele pinga

Litterally somebody who smells somebody else's dick. In Puerto Rico is equivalent to the American expresion for "brown noser" or "ass kisser". Can also be used to denote somebody's stupidity, lack of leadership, and as a synomym to moron.
Tell that "huele pinga" to leave. We don't need him anymore.
by Che Lopez August 31, 2006
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Urple Pingo

Common shorthand for a person who is generally not well liked by others. Used most frequently to describe males of short stature with poor hygiene. Usually they will be seen bothering women who do not wish their attentions. They are needy, self-loathing & generally pathetic. As well they will usually have poor eating habits and most Urple Pingoes can be seen frequenting low-grade hamburger chains. While some Urple Pingoes may have college-level education, most will not. Usually this is due to growing up in a broken home. As such, many will struggle to even complete high school.

The phrase was coined in Albuquerque, New Mexico by local teenagers who were attempting to have a way to speak about Juggalos in their presence without having it made known publicly. Eventually, it disassociated from the entirety of the Psychopathic family and began to refer to anyone with poor hygiene.
Guy 1: Did you see Urple Pingo hanging out with Stephanie?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hope his stink don't rub off on her.
by Jack O'FF June 20, 2013
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Dingus Pingus

your a dingus pingus
by doomdaylol November 8, 2018
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P'ing the B's

P'ing the B's aka powdering the balls. One should always use baby powder when p'ing the b's. P'ing the B's is the greatest way to relieve sweaty ballsack syndrome which can cause itchiness or potential ball stickage to legs, and keeps your ballsack smelling fresh all day.

There are two exact methods behind P'ing the B's. Once the powder is acquired, one must make sure that one's balls are completely dry. The first method, the shake and pour, is performed by simply pouring desired amount of powder into the groin area and shaking in order to remove excess. The shake and pour method does not require wash after use, but is mostly for amateurs. The more advanced method is called the Arnold PALM-er, or the palm method for short. In order to perform the palm method, one must pour desired amount of powder into palm of hand and pat the powder directly on the ballsack. The palm method is only for avid P'ing the B's users as it eliminates excess powder fallout but does require post P'ing the B's handwash.

P'ing the B's should be a part of any guy's daily routine. The most prime times to P the B's are after a shower, before going out, before bed, and always. Avoid sweaty balls and P the B's daily my friends.
Tyler: Yo dudes have you guys seen my Johnson & Johnson, its hot as hell out and my balls have been stuck to my leg all day.
Colin: Yeah sorry dude it's in my room. It was Luke's first time and I was instructing him on how to properly P the B's using the Arnold PALM-er method.
Luke: I owe you my life for introducing me to P'ing the B's, my balls feel great.
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PingPongilitis

Symptoms related to the lack of a Ping Pong table within vicinity of your cubicle after the day's close. Much like a withdraw from an extreme drug, PingPongilitis can causing swelling in the Elbow and an Extreme dislike for the parties responsible for removing the Ping Pong table from the vicinity of your cubicle.
You: Yo Baker, what's up with you today? You look a little tired.
Baker: Yeah, I think my PingPongilitis is acting up.
by crob November 10, 2008
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