A term used by people who have no clue about photography and all its genres. The person usually is only interested in taking "cool" pictures for their model mayhem and MySpace accounts and has no clue about the world of advertising, galleries, or culture. The term is best overused when dropping the word "model" multiple times to show the photographerators self perceived coolness.
"I'm on model mayhem and I do model photography with models and I have a question about how to load my film in my digital camera so I can do a TFCD with a model and junk, you know?"
by Michael Donovan April 3, 2008
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Steve: I live to piss you off, why can't you hack it?
Dan: say, remember that time in your life you weighed 400 pounds and wore a mumu?
Steve: lol no...that never happened!
Dan: then stop pissing me off and I won't photoshop it true.
Dan: say, remember that time in your life you weighed 400 pounds and wore a mumu?
Steve: lol no...that never happened!
Dan: then stop pissing me off and I won't photoshop it true.
by Kiki212 March 5, 2008
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An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!
Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!
Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008
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Sophia: Nice camera.
Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.
Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?
Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.
Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.
Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?
Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.
Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
by DTrubble September 16, 2009
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by B2theBomber October 6, 2009
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Photographer: Oh. My. God. These photos are turning out amazing! I'm so excited, I'm a having a photogasm!
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Photoblographers usually take pictures of bridges, cupcakes and street signs- typically use an expensive dslr or old fashioned camera.
Photoblographers usually take pictures of bridges, cupcakes and street signs- typically use an expensive dslr or old fashioned camera.
That’s a really good photo of that chair, but I studied a little photoblography in college while posting on flickr, tumblr and facebook- it would look better in black & white. :(
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