Pengineer

A person whoms't licks stamps

Oi, pengineer! I needs me some stamps licked

by Dr Intellect November 21, 2018

pencil

a pad a girl uses when she is on her period

bailey needed a pencil from emily

by mojas boyfriend March 15, 2009

Peni

One of multiple penises.

Girllll, did you see how big his peni is?
YOU CLAPPING PENI CUNT

by Peniforlife August 31, 2017

pencil popping

The act of popping one's zits with their penis.

Harry was pencil popping me because I couldn't reach my zit.

by tuggie January 10, 2011

Pengie

Worshiper of the religion 'Killism'. Very sexy and likes to rape people. Knows many nymphos, including the sex goddess, and obsesses over penguins. Also has a big stuffed penguin named Hugsy which she bought off of ebay.

Pengie raped Lynn with a wooden spoon. And yet Lynn enjoyed it.

by Sex Goddess May 30, 2004

Pengin Pie

What you call the person you're going to marry someday; your soulmate.

I Love You, My Pengin Pie!!

by JUA March 26, 2009

penditch

cross between pendeja and bitch

Stop being such a penditch and share your cookies with me!

by MiaMariaDoll April 26, 2009