2 definitions by JUA

a bitch and cheats on girls and gets no bitches at all
juan is a retared bitches :D
by JUA February 21, 2015
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What you call the person you're going to marry someday; your soulmate.
I Love You, My Pengin Pie!!
by JUA March 27, 2009
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