The act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. In effect a time lapsed or extended Dutch oven.
I had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when I rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.
by crock pot betty November 25, 2011

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024

A euphemism for lesbian sex
by adsm80 November 25, 2018

Easy bake oven: When your toddler farts in their one piece pajamas and slowly unzip the top to release the gas. Similar to a Dutch Oven.
by TheJames333 July 12, 2018

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024

The head dress better known as a niqab or the person who wears such a garment. It refers to the eye slit in the head dress being similar to the slot you would put toast into.
The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.
The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.
In 2010, France became the first European country to ban full face coverings, including a niqab aka Toaster Oven, in public areas.
by DragonWizard October 23, 2023
