hanging the brain

To pull only the ball sack out of the zipper, leaving the penis inside the pants, so the result looks like a brain hanging there.

Dan got stoned and walked around the party hanging the brain again. For a while, nobody noticed ... until he walked over to the girls sitting on the couch and they started screaming.

"Holy shit! Does Joe have his ballsack out?"
"Yeah, he always hangs the brain when he's shitfaced."

Emily, the Bennigan's door whore found out the waiters sometimes walked around hanging the brain under their aprons, so she often pulled them up when they walked by carrying food.

The waiters at Bennigan's hang the brain under their aprons when they are having a crappy tip night. There is nothing like having your balls out just a few inches from a guest's face to keep you smiling and laughing.

by mandymoshottimus March 27, 2015

Water Brain

Russians as alcoholics have a high case of wet brain, also known as Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.

Another word for a russian is a Water Brain

by asop November 3, 2016

calculus brain

the negative effects that your brain experiences after doing excessive amounts of calculus homework

After finishing his mountain of calculus homework, Ted was craving donuts, walking into walls, and mispronouncing things. Upon awakening and remembering that he dreamt of finding the integral of tangent to the fifth power, he realized he had severe calculus brain.

by Doctor. Q September 19, 2011

Brain spill

When a teat or exam comes all the knowledge you had gos out the window.

Before your test your brain go's blank. So therefore a Brain Spill.

by basspro04 October 20, 2009

brain bucket

A motercycle helmet.

You could have been hurt alot worse in that accident if you had'nt been wearing a brain bucket.

by David Uttringer September 5, 2005

Brain fart

A sudden lapse of memory or judgment usually the result of ass gnomes dwelling in your mind cave.

Person 1: Hey baby

Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Oh sorry I thought you were my girlfriend
Person 2: what im a guy!
Person 1: uh errr (realizes it is unmistakably a guy)
Person 3: Don't get upset, it appears he is having a "brain fart"

Person 1: A brain fart?
Person 3: yes a brain fart, see they happen when ass gnomes dwell in your mind cave, causing disruption to your brain juice

by Thecaveofgreatness August 21, 2010

getting brain

Receiving oral stimiulation of your genitals.

Chelsea was getting brain in the backseat of her car.
Ruben was getting brain in the backseat of his car.

by chelsea2312 June 15, 2012