internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

Stone Army

The worst army ever to exist in the history of the universe

Person 1 - I'm from the stone army
Person 2 shoots person 1

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019

Gay Stones

When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.

Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"

by jbird53916 June 19, 2021

Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

cut in stone

A person who has a very chiseled and defined body

Woah Deborah can you believe how cut in stone mike is?

by Heksofh July 27, 2017

stay stoned

most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer

Son: What does stay stoned, and stay boned mean?
Dad: Don't worry you'll learn about it one day.

by Queen793 January 24, 2017

georgina stones

A beautiful girl who loves her life to the fullest. She is always active and lives to dance. She always is a good friend to talk to and has trust in every one. Best girl to know.

She's basically Georgina stones. An amazing person.

by Ghost he May 16, 2016