no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....

by Skryko December 14, 2019

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Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is

Whoa! No way it's my Sex Offender next door neighbor

by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020

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offers • Offered • offerless • offertunity • offer a hand • Offer it up • offer out • offer soup • offer you out • Offerdable

Comedic Offense

When you get assaulted by a clown.

Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?

Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.

Person 1: What were they charged with?

Person 2: Comedic Offense...

by Purble! December 12, 2020

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no offense

Term which is used after a sentence which was obviously meant to cause harm to someone.

Chris: Hey, what's up you dirty, ugly ass motherfucker! Hope your mother gets burnt on a stake. Dirty whore she is.

Chris: No offense, though.

Lenn: What the fuck?

by io;kj January 15, 2021

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Gerbil Offender

When you really love gerbils.

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.

by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021

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A song that is extremely informative ABOUT LAS VEGAS and the MID EAST along with the fact that every place is LAS VEGAS especially when the mega ARABIAN LIKE nightclubs on the LAS VEGAS STRIP has not opened. Keep in mind before you can play this song you have to go to the MIDEAST and borrow an E.

HI OFFEND as the only thing I have to do is MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC but I know I could have SAT in a DIM place in the ADULT FILM THEATER this way I won't get caught and offend any children.

After I CAME to the next sentence as I felt better and I am going to play the song OH EFFENDI To be honest I can't believe all the things about WHISKEY on here , even this song but I have to unscramble another definition this one HI OFFEND and if I want to play the song again I have to go back to the MID EAST

to borrow an E again doing the same thing over and over again.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 24, 2021

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