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Number 2

A rhyming slang for taking a poo.

For al those retar- I mean, people - who mistake number 3 for number 1, it's a rhyming slang. Number 3 means to pee. Number 1 means none.
Little boy Johnny, went to the loo,
He ate so much, he went for a number 2.
Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo,
He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee.
So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3!

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by Light White Dragon May 28, 2012
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Number Line

One of the most popular metaphors in mathematics, which allows students to grasp the idea of the sequence of numbers—for instance, the further apart two numbers are from each other, the greater the distance between them.
The number line is a powerful visual tool that enables us to make sense of the arithmetic of integers—for example, why the difference of two negative numbers can produce a positive number.
by MathPlus December 19, 2018
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T9 number fucked

An annoying occurence when you text a number one time, and T9 uses that as your default in the future.
Last night I texted Stacy to come get in my bed, but since I have texted the number 46 before, T9 sent it as "Come get 46 my bed." Stacy was so pissed. I was totally T9 number fucked.
by thats the truth February 24, 2009
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712 Angel Number

712 is an Angel Number which symbolizes new beginnings and brings a message from the angels that your prayers and positive affirmations have been heard and are being responded to by the Universal Energies. The angels urge you to maintain a positive attitude and mind-set in order to manifest your desired results.
I had a vision with the 712 Angel Number.
by TN FADE November 21, 2020
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your days are numbered

You must find a cure, and quickly! Your days are numbered!
by ns May 21, 2004
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You're Number 1!

(n)& (v): A dichotomy of both a compliment and unspoken insult. The compliment portion is obvious. Who wouldn't want to be "numero uno"?

However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.

Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.
Dave: "That was a great game of basketball, wasn't it? You did your best, but I came out the winner tonight! Better luck next time."

Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)

Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"
by P. Dubya July 1, 2007
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number 9

Known by college students fondly as the shit you have to take the morning after a night of drinking lots of beers
::the next morning:: oh dude i need to take a number 9 real bad!
by PT loves!! May 16, 2007
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