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natalie

Natalie is the name of a girl who has a face only a mother can love, she is hideous inside and out, extremely mentally ill, and probably has a massive chin. Girls named natalie also have a nickname (crimson chin). legend has it that if you turn the lights off and whisper “crimson” 6 times in a mirror, she’ll drive your car drunk! beware of the beast that is a woman named natalie, she also LOVES to bottle feed, date rape, and say racial slurs. Keep all Natalies at least 1000 feet away from black sororities, she will invade, destroy, capture, and brainwash any innocent person she can. and for the men, be careful. I know that giant chin, bad fake tan, fried hair, golden teeth, and dwarf nose might look appealing, but her acidic, rancid vagina destroys all that is brave enough to enter. ⚠️ ‼️IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PENIS‼️⚠️ stay safe and keep about 15 miles away from all natalie’s in your general vicinity. i pray for society, and feel for her victims.
“have you seen natalie?”
“no but i smelt her!!”
by danielmeyer November 23, 2023
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Natalie

Natalie is a very creative and artistic person she has good fashion sense she's and amazing artist she can make art off of almost any inspiration she is very entertaining and energetic. She often has curly black hair. She also usually likes anime. She's very smart but doesn't always show it. She is often pretty flexible. She's shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she's isnt afraid to show her crazy self. Or talk crap about people. She makes you feel better yourself when you need it. She is very beautiful and alot of guys fall for her.
Guy1:dang I could really use a girl
Guy2:get Cho self a Natalie!

Girl1:I really need a friend
Girl2: GO to Natalie!
by The.pooping.arby March 2, 2022
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Natalie

Natalie is a beautiful girl that will make you laugh very easily. She has long brown hair and she is a very good dancer. She has a kind and loving family and is very close to her twin. I hope Natalie never changes!
Person 1: hey did you hear the joke that Natalie said
person 2: no, was it funny
person1: come on... Her jokes are always funny
person.2:°laughs°ya I know
person 1: let's go find her
person 2: ok
person 1: hey Natalie
Natalie: hey guys check this out
Natalie: why did the British not pronounce their T`s
Person 2: I don't know, why
Natalie: because they drank it all
Person 1 and 2:........
Natalie: Also I think I'm nocturnal
by anonymous February 27, 2023
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natalie

natalie is a amazing,kind,loving person.They will always look out for you no matter what.They are always willing to make you laugh and always be there for you.
Shes really nice no wonder her name is Natalie.
by luv.. December 29, 2021
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Ms. Natalie

Located at a Middle School in Eugene OR, She's a lunch supervisor and supervisor in general. She's a super sweet and wonderful person and she makes everybody's days the best.
Ms. Natalie is the best and prettiest person to ever exist.
by watermelon is amazing March 20, 2025
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Natalie

a bitch who guzzles cum
dude did you hear Natalie sucked off Patrick
by bigdickdaddy12 August 26, 2022
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Natalie

is the bestest friend in this whole universe

will one day marry Taylor Swift
"U are such a Natalie"
by shrimpo1512 November 24, 2021
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