Cream of Mushroom Soup 

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.

"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Zein July 1, 2006

mushroomhead 

Mushroomhead has to be one of the worsts band i have ever herd, and i have seen some shitty ass bands. Also to add to their shitty music the copied slipknot with with makes and shit. And slipknot like 1000 times better then mushroomhead will ever be. Mushroomhead are just posers, they couldnt thing of a gimic so they stole it from a kick ass band. Plus Corey Talyor (vocals for slipknot) is a much better singer then the singer for mushroomhead (im not even gonna look up his fucking name cuz thats how bad they suck)

slipknot is a better band then mushroomhead since mushroomhead blows it our of their ass. Mushroomhead also stole the mask idea from slipknot, SO SUCK THAT MUSHROOMHEAD FANS!!!

mushroomhead by #1 Maggot July 2, 2005

mushroom stamp 

Placing the head of your Johnson on an unsuspecting person.

I waited till Gina passed out, then I mushroom stamped that bitvh.

mushroom stamp by Fo T Wada February 28, 2008

Mushroom Stamp 

Using the head of a penis and smacking someone in the face leaving behind a mark in the skin that looks like a mushroom.

My friend fell asleep so I gave him a mushroom stamp;
I gave my girlfriend a mushroom stamp during a BJ

Mushroom Stamp by OuttaSight OuttaMind December 28, 2011

mushroom club 

Military unit (usually) that is constantly kidfoh-ed; that is, kept in the dark and fed nothing but horseshit. These are usually, but not always, "elite" units that will soon (and often) be called upon to do something damn-near impossible, of questionable legality, and with entirely too little training, preparation or equipment. Superiors will then wonder why-oh-why these boys and girls couldn't pull a miracle out of their asses.....

"So, Slick, which mushroom club are you with?"

mushroom club by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008

mushroom ram 

when you slam your full erection into a girl's upper lip.

Kait has a bruise on her upper lip... it's pretty obvious that brian got her with a mushroom ram.

mushroom ram by schogirl January 17, 2010

Puking Mushroom 

The Puking Mushroom is when you are having sex with your girlfriend doggy style without a condom and you don't want to cum inside her, so you take out your dick and pop the head in her ass and cum.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night doggy style without a condom and I didn't want to blow my load, so I gave her the Puking Mushroom and she loved it!

Puking Mushroom by The_DSR_King October 23, 2011