Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six

Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!

by uber monger November 17, 2009

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang

Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.

by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018

Sunday Morning

Having sex in the morning. it does not have to be sunday however. If you sunday morning on a sunday morning you do however get extra points.

Yo i tried to sunday morning with that bitch but she wasnt down.

by lynch's brain October 16, 2008

Morning ride

A high achieved when waking up.

Yellowman: "Just gimme deh morning ride..."

by anewbox March 12, 2009