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Minnesota Hand Warmer

The act of attempting to pick up or deploy a live NFDD (Noise Flash Diversionary Device) (i.e. flash bang), but retaining it for too long a period that it deflagrates while in your hands resulting in injuries such as loss of fingers and/or severe burns.
Pat was at the 'protest' and tried to throw the flash bang back at the cops, but got a Minnesota Hand Warmer instead.
by Bulletsponge413 January 29, 2026
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Minnesotan Snowball Fight

Two men suck their own erect cocks till the point of finishing. Then they shove their cocks into each others mouths and bust. They will then proceed to snowball kiss.
Did you hear Cameron and Cordell had a Minnesotan snowball fight last night
by Raythedog January 30, 2026
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Minnesota Knuckleball

When a protester attempts to throw a flash bang back at authorities and fails resulting in the loss of digits.
Wow that protester lost more than that game of Minnesota Knuckleball!
by StoneyD February 1, 2026
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MinneCapPolis

Have you seen how those MinneCapPolis people act, misinformed and slow...
by Eribohy February 10, 2026
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Minnesota Night crawler

When Gavyn spreads his ass and you pee into her ass then you fuck it till your dick is green
by Techs February 10, 2026
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Minnesota Lawnmower

The Act of eating an absurd amount of Flowers, causing the consumer to projectile vomit on their sexual partner,(Typically man to woman) At which point they will lick it up, and feed it into the woman's anal cavity, referring to it only as the "compost bin" during the act. They will then finish my vaginally ejaculating (referring to it only as the "catalyst") and letting both the "compost" and "catalyst" drain out into a flower pot in hopes of sprouting a flower.
"Yo man, my wife and I started a flower shop only by doing Minnesota Lawnmowers!"

"Awesome!"
by Heroin2 February 15, 2026
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Minnesotan Limp Fire

When you have no liquids to put out a fire, so you have to cum on it to put it out. Better with friends. Whoever cums on it last has to put it out fully.
Aw man, forgot the water again. Everyone whip out your dicks for a classic Minnesotan limp fire.
by shiteaterfuck5000 March 21, 2026
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