Non Minecraft player

A stupid idiot who has no friends, no dad, no mother, no parental figure, and NO BITCHES. 0 Bitches. These people better start playing the game or they will be fatherless virgins forever

Man: I’m a non minecraft player
Woman: Fuck you

by Jakapzicuyctdgevev July 13, 2022

Minecraft banner syndrome

Where a photo or a video has the shadows and highlights blown out more than an instagram filter representative of minecraft banners

1:You're a very amateur photographer

2:This has minecraft banner syndrome

by ripideas August 12, 2017

Minecraft; the way home

Something that sounds really cool but is secretly dirt

Alex: WOW! That game was a Minecraft; the way home!

by LABNINJA231 August 2, 2019

Minecraft: Story Mode

A very shitty game by Telltale Games. Seriously, they went from making masterpieces such as The Wolf Among Us to this sack of shit. It even has a Netflix series. No wonder Telltale closed down.

Mitch: pfffft i just went on netflix and saw minecraft: story mode
Stan: best game ever
Mitch: ikr

by buy me free games November 7, 2018

Minecraft mind virus

An infectious addiction that spreads through the Internet. No known escape except to not start.

Boy 1: you should play minecraft with me and dani! It's awesome.

Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.

by It's just that kid you allkno. January 22, 2012

good minecraft skin

uhh enderman in a suit

-Your skin is garbage, use a good minecraft skin
-Like what
-uhh enderman in a suit

by Muzzy Cerdo March 21, 2021

Minecraft content creator

A wanna be Minecraft YouTuber who reads comments over stolen parkour Minecraft videos, particularly follows the wanna be YouTuber jellybean

Minecraft content creator, a person who makes Minecraft videos about reading comments with parkour videos

by Intelcomputer March 21, 2022