Milf Scanner

People who likes to watch milfs; like there face, breast, butt etc.

"He's not afraid to check out the hot milfs there, he's a total milf scanner".

by Ilovemilfsonly777 October 29, 2023

ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.

As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.

by The Nut 27 February 09, 2012

Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.

Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?

by The Dank Man July 02, 2018

Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)

damn shawty a mf penis milf

by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 20, 2021

Switch MILF

Women of child bearing age that are hooked on Nintendo Switch.

Sam's mom started playing Animal Crossing, she's a total Switch MILF

by Otterpops86 March 20, 2022

Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020

Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.

by Jackolous Bakray August 22, 2021