Inchy-Mile Bitch

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.

Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!

by Supasyzed September 14, 2020

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

mile high salute

1. If you decide to throw away something that was mildly special to you at one point.

2. If the broncos score a touchdown.

1. I think it's time that we gave your old volcano science fair project the mile high salute.

2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!

by wspeer January 25, 2018

Miles

Me, I am Miles, I love gaming and Fortnite Battle Royale and I have a big ol 8 inch weenie and balls as well also... Poggers. :)

Oh shit, "Miles" your duck is soooo fucking big, wanna smell my ass?

by Astro_Iad May 5, 2022

silver mile

The act of giving oral sex or "head" to another individual for an extensively long period of time until the individuals tongue and/or receivers genitalia become reflective in the light from all the internal juices that are produced. Often this will require intensive dedication and multiple orgasms as well as intervals for the juices to dry/Crystallize.

"damn bruv, I just gave Jessica a silver mile for 8 hours STRAIGHT! Don't tell her boyfriend".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

fein mile

The act of consuming large quantities of marijuana then embarking on a run (at-least one mile)

Levi ripped the bong, put on his shoes, and got his stop clock ready to set a new personal best for his fein mile

by White_lightning69 February 1, 2024

Miles

Miles is so artistically and musically talented and so smart. He's so kind, caring, and considerate. He always thinks of you and makes sure you're comfortable with certain things. He's the most genuine, honest, trusting, and loyal person. He is someone you can trust to tell anything to, and isn't one to lie. You can always count on Miles to be there for you and to cheer you up. He may be quiet at first, but once you're close, he always knows what to say and how to say it. He's truly the most sweetest and funniest guy ever. He never makes you feel stupid, only loved. Plus, he's the most handsome, finest, hottest person ever. He has the brightest smile, one that lights up a room, beautiful eyes, super soft hair, and the best laugh. His humor is childish, but that only makes him more lovable. He's positive and only ever looks on the bright side. He's creative and passionate when it comes to the things he loves. Flexibility is never a problem for him. He can be so busy yet somehow always manages to make time for what he loves. Whenever you're around Miles, you feel so loved and comfortable. It's guaranteed that you'll never have a bad memory with him. He makes every moment more enjoyable and magical. His heart is golden, one of the kindest. His hugs and kisses are only ever filled with love that, you can help but feel a million butterflies in your stomach. He is the best boyfriend and the best friend I could've ever asked for. He truly is the love of my life.

Person l:" who is that beautiful angel sitting over there so perfectly?"
Person ll: "Oh, that's just Miles, he truly is amazing"

by ******bert March 26, 2025