Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.

I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.

by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025

midnight lover

Whore at midnight who sucks your dick in the morning

Hee Mark do you remember that midnight lover of 2 years ago?

by Teun5 September 10, 2016

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

Midnight

If you're trying to find this as a guys name then you're welcome to read this,
the most wonderful and sweet kind sharing guy you'll ever meet, he can be a baddie and he can be really kind, you could spend hours and hours talking with him, he is the best fanfic buddie you'll ever have in life
he will always be on your side no matter what and he'll try his best to help you with your problems, but if you don't like him then he'll dissapear like he was never there with you in the photos.

person 1: damnit I regret leaving my best friend.

person 2: what was their name?

person 1: Midnight.

person 2: yeah you messed up hard bro.

by Alexia Fuentes November 23, 2021

Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Midnight

An awesome owner of PrimeRP with Badger

Badger: You know Midnight is owner?
RDMer: Ear rapes

by FakeJoke November 17, 2019

Midnight shot dance

An amazing up-and-coming band that features Jayni and Maxx. Their music is yet to be on iTunes but they are working on an album.

Girl: Did you hear about Midnight Shot Dance?
Guy: Heck yeah! They're so hot...

by MSDfan March 13, 2010