Mexican Abortion 

when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs

sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs

Mexican Abortion by CacheXT November 1, 2006

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke 

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush

Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011

mexican trump

Trump but mexican

MEXICAN TRUMP!!!

mexican trump by Spothotboy March 7, 2017

Mexican Blowjob 

When the person giving the blowjob has just eaten something spicy so the receiver gets a slight burning sensation.

Maddi- Man, those Hot Cheetos are spicy
Tyler- Then get over here and give me a Mexican blowjob before your mouth isn't spicy anymore

Mexican Blowjob by Ftp2001 April 16, 2017

Mexican Blowtorch

The act of taking a cotton swab, dip it in alcohol, puting it on a mans dick, and lighting it on fire

That bitch gave me a Mexican Blowtorch!

Mexican Blowtorch by speed racer947 June 11, 2006

Mexican dental floss 

A small portion torn from the foil wrapper from one's burrito, used to clean between the teeth.

Man, that carne asada sure got stuck between my teeth. Good thing I have some Mexican dental floss!

Mexican dental floss by jac3 May 17, 2008

Mexican baseball bat 

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.

Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."

Mexican baseball bat by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007