mega absol

the dirtiest ass hole of all dumb fucking ass holes

your mega Absol is the fucken BOMB.

by Ur moms's dumb ass May 14, 2015

Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.

Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now

by Dr. Platcock MD November 23, 2016

mega jimmy

a small tool that does great things,like a tool used to open big doors.

Im just a Mega Jimmy to the success of this rap battle

by Mega Jimmy November 23, 2016

mega charizard y

Basically a bigger Orange dragon that we know as cherizert (Charizard) but with A BUNCH MORE SPIKES
HELL YEAH!
BEST IDEA EVER

GET REKT BY MY MEGA CHARIZARD Y

by BRRRUUUUUHHHHHH77 November 26, 2016

mega troll

Someone who is constantly on social media giving negative comments to anyone and everyone and consistently responds or defends there worthless philosophies.

Youtube is the home of the mega troll.

by 808Nugz October 28, 2015

Mega Roomie

A very large roommate

Megs is my mega roomie 4 lyfe.

by Megaroomiekyle November 1, 2015

mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018