tilakashta mahisha bandhanam

sanskrit for something about a buffalo, also a dud book.

dis fello: hehehehe
dat fello: wat happened
dis fello: tenali raman is savage in here book!
dat fello: how savage?
dis fello: tilakashta mahisha bandhanam
dat fello: OOOOO ok.

by moleonneck July 13, 2023

Sparks Maths

a fucking nightmare homework app

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again

by big cockonut October 8, 2023

Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all

Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too

by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023

Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)

This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths

by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023

Sparx Maths

the definition of hell, made by someone who likes hates happiness. The bookchecks are unnesecary and the voices that they have to explain things sounds like theyre gonna cry. They think working in Amazon is a wet dream.

Person 1: bro, did you just hear?
Person 2: nah, what?
Person 1: the creator of Sparx Maths just died
Person 2: yip

by Chiknbiscuit November 7, 2023

Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.

Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"

by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023

standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students

"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"

by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024