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Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.
There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...
by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020
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Math Class

Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.
Peter: You ready to do DUMSHIT in math class today!?
Emmit: HELL YEAH!!!!!
by kjdshlawpromiseaksdghvlevanfis January 30, 2020
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Math Class

A fucking hell hole where you waste an hour of your time to make x and y go to the train station. Oh Suzie rode her bike 12 miles in 12 days how many miles did she did in a day. Shits retarted
I have a math class after this.
by ogmnb February 12, 2020
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Jesus math

When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected
When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020
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sales math

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020
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Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year
Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard
by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017
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russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.
Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.
by geek.girl April 13, 2017
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