March 4th

National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)

Friend: It’s March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)

by Divvy March 18, 2022

march 21st, 2031

Cock Monster Hanging Cum!

Wow that guy was really a March 21st, 2031

by MommyWill March 19, 2022

March 24

the baddest bitches were born on this day. appreciate them.

girl: what’s today?
girl: march 24.
girl: omg

girl: ikr it’s __ birthday

girl: __ is a bad bitch

by harrystylesistheloveofmylife March 20, 2022

March 25

national grab tittie is a day where you can anybody’s titties whenever and where ever

did you hear that it’s national grab tittie day March 25?

by Mo🦋 March 24, 2022

March 25

Give your crush a hug and walk her to class

Babe: it march 25
Him:ok

by Stann.szaa March 24, 2022

March 13th

BEOMGYU OF TOMORROW X TOGETHER’S BIRTHDAY!

it’s march 13th !!!
what’s so special about march 13th…?
ITS THE DAY BEOMGYU’ WAS BORN!!!

by danianiana May 1, 2022

curse marathon

when you say fuck in front of a kid then react not by saying oops but by saying shit then damn after that

oh Fuck ( sees a kid)
SHIT!
OH DAMN!
oops
curse marathon

by West side stanley May 20, 2007