magical lerry

A penis with a top hat and a smile and two eyes on its head. Usually drawn on some one who fell asleep during class or around ass whole friends.

Did you see that magical lerry we drew on Roy's face in math class? It had a fancy top hat and every thing.

by Rick King of the city of Ass October 11, 2014

magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

by Xylevan January 31, 2023

magic queue

When you are waiting in line and an additional lane opens, allowing those behind you to bypass your position in line and be serviced while you continue to wait.

I got so pissed off when I got magic queued by the bitch behind me when lane 12 opened up at the grocery store.

by magicray June 24, 2009

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 2, 2017

Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019

Magical gaslighting

You try to do the magical disappear behind bedsheet trick but you still stand there when it falls and then you tell the other person you’re not there anymore and that they’re probably mental like you always tried to tell them

A: „I still see you“
B: „im not here… I just disappeared by using an old magic trick. Told you you’re a crazy bitch, believe me now? Or do you REALLY think magical gaslighting exists, weirdo?“
A: „damn how could I not have seen that he was right all those years“

by Palpatina January 16, 2022

Magic Bath

Using a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser on any and all parts of your body in a manner designed to briskly remove loose residue while surreptitiously deep cleaning.

Dude, I only have 3 minutes before Rose gets here and my armpits smell like rancid beef.

JMB, dude. (Just Magic Bath)

by SKi-stalski July 24, 2009