missy

a short girl that always looks high and pretends to be a skateboarder

God, she is such a mess. She looks like a missy.

by coolest person alive November 14, 2007

Mossed

Football slang for being fucking someone in the ass.

Guy 1: Wow you see that guy Mossed that pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah what a bitch.

by McMoss18 September 25, 2010

Mossed

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....

by Midgetyman567 December 18, 2008

messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

by nick March 14, 2004

moss

A mini-boss, one who has the potential to one day become a boss, but currently does not possess the adequate skills required to be a boss.

Hey fuck stick, your not a real boss, your only a moss!

by Frederick Perry January 8, 2009

Moss Toe

noun/pronoun, (1) of or relating to the contemporary inhabitants of the Pacific northwestern region of the United States and Southwestern Canada, (2) a word used to described people living in humid climates

Moss Toes rarely reside in Tucson or Juneau. They prefer Portland, Seattle, Vancouver

by JessicAnnKlein December 21, 2008

Moss Crotch

When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.

Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!

by Shugar Lipz June 2, 2009